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coolbellup shaarrkkk

Coopersmas is upon us

Coopersmas BBQ Montys this Sunday 25th 12pm
BRING YOUR OWN COOPERS BITCHES!!
Festivities,things, stuff
If you don't know, now you know.......

Gays Of Our Lives

Too many of these leads to......
A boys night in!

You can taste the gayness

And feel it too

He who is not with me is lording

Contributing to the gayness of a minor

Off his tits

It's not really gayness, but it's Snake Eyes

Gaids

G-man reviews latest monthly income statement

You're only gay if you're getting fucked....... in the face by a frog

raped

my breakfast got raped by faulty pepper grinderrrrrr

this dude is commited to liafff

quote of the day

"I'm so good I even went to church" _bloke in the bakery when asked how his day was going, - "nah that was another lie"

"I think I'm going to get a wet date" same bloke when walking out into the rainy morning

Old Oddments I've Salvaged

This actually happened: I came home from work and one of my fish was missing. The flow of water from the current jet was strangely weak, turns out one of my Bristle-nosed Catfish jumped over the filter wall and got his head stuck in the pump. Intense irony of my sucker fish being sucked to death aside, this was a rather sad event.....


Old, raw and kinda mean, this also actually happened before my calloused eyes at Woolys to the great amusement of all present.


This didn't happen obviously, but it is somewhat amusing