Random writings I found in my note pad after Tour De Fridge from someone:

its funny how all these guys are normal and you can relate to them untill you drink this much, and like carriages into pumpkins they all turn into meatheads. Apart from Jez, he's still cool. Unbeknownst to all Jez is probably the biggest meathead of all, amoungst all of ust he most misunderstood genious of sensuality removed from reality is actually fantastically radically so removed from how you groove that to prove would make your wrinkles smooth

manning clip dart

Links

Hello children!
I have been in exile in Europe for a while now, due to the no camera, no scanner/computer sitch I have nothing to show you. However, you can peep:

http://jamesahern.blogspot.com/
for some photos and text of Hern, Robbie and I having fun in Paris and Amsterdam. I was going to poach some flicks, but there seems little point rehashing James' marvelous commentary with my jibber-jabber.

Also I have some drawings I made for the Walrus Hostel on their blog:
http://walrussocial.blogspot.com/
Its a good hostel if you're ever in London....

I do have drawings of my adventures, when I am home I will do a big scan up and post 'em
for you because I'm sure you care

lesbian sex expert

Will you miss me when i'm gone?

You'll know in a couple of days

polaroids

coolbellup shaarrkkk

Coopersmas is upon us

Coopersmas BBQ Montys this Sunday 25th 12pm
BRING YOUR OWN COOPERS BITCHES!!
Festivities,things, stuff
If you don't know, now you know.......

Gays Of Our Lives

Too many of these leads to......
A boys night in!

You can taste the gayness

And feel it too

He who is not with me is lording

Contributing to the gayness of a minor

Off his tits

It's not really gayness, but it's Snake Eyes

Gaids

G-man reviews latest monthly income statement

You're only gay if you're getting fucked....... in the face by a frog

raped

my breakfast got raped by faulty pepper grinderrrrrr

this dude is commited to liafff

quote of the day

"I'm so good I even went to church" _bloke in the bakery when asked how his day was going, - "nah that was another lie"

"I think I'm going to get a wet date" same bloke when walking out into the rainy morning

Old Oddments I've Salvaged

This actually happened: I came home from work and one of my fish was missing. The flow of water from the current jet was strangely weak, turns out one of my Bristle-nosed Catfish jumped over the filter wall and got his head stuck in the pump. Intense irony of my sucker fish being sucked to death aside, this was a rather sad event.....


Old, raw and kinda mean, this also actually happened before my calloused eyes at Woolys to the great amusement of all present.


This didn't happen obviously, but it is somewhat amusing

Latest Woolys effort:

Watercolour, ink and water on nice french paper

A man can only stare at at tree upside down for so long before his thoughts turn tward sex...

At the Bottle-o:

Inflicting my humor on strangers again



Pen and Ink on paper

From the sketchbook

Watercolour pencil,black ink and pen

My Girlfriend Is Driving Me Nuts.....

Ink on paper

Surrealistic Fungus Treatment

Full points if you can figure out whats going on here...

Lets get trolley'd

montys!!!

I enjoy word play

Cubes

Made a cover for my new sketchbook

Marker, ink and pen

Doctor Livingstoned

Black ink on paper

A TRE A DAY KEEPS THE BLUES AWAY

Black ink on paper of some sort

Bluesman:

LEADBELLY
Pen, marker, quill, black ink and water-colour on water-coloured paper.

surfs up

a couple of pics from trip up the gibb river road